How to Shut Down Multiple Computers from One Location

Step1
Make sure you are logged onto your PC as the administrator and that the other computers you want to shut down are connected directly or on the same network.
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Click “Start” and go to “Run." Once the Run GUI opens, type “shutdown –i” in the box, without the quotation marks, and press “Enter."
Step33
A new GUI will pop-up entitled “Remote Shutdown Dialog." Click the “Add” button to add the computers that you wish to shut down.
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Another GUI will pop-up entitled “Add Computers." Add the IP Address of each computer you want to shut down. You can add each IP Address at one time. Once entered, press “OK” to continue.
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Once the computers are added, select what action you want the computers to perform. Click the arrow button where it asks “What do you want these computers to do?" Choose which action you want the computers to perform: restart, shutdown, or log off. Select the “Warn Users of this Action” box and set the amount of time you want the warning to display.
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Select the option that best describes the reason for the action from the “Option” drop-down screen. You can also type in comments in the “Comment” box that users will see when their computers goes to shutdown, restart or log off.
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Click the “OK” button when finished. Unless you changed the warning display time, the users will receive a System Shutdown Window” on their screen after 30 seconds of clicking the “OK” button

What can the shutdown command do?
The shutdown command can be use via the command prompt, the remote shutdown dialog window, or in a batch file.  You can logoff, shutdown, or restart a computer with this tool.  You can even set the shutdown tool to perform a task at a certain time on certain days and to many computers at one time using a batch file.
This is a good tool to easily shutdown or restart lots of computers on a network at one time.  It can also be handy for helpdesk technicians when fixing remote computers.
Shutdown Command via Dialog Window
Typing commands in a DOS window is not what most computer users want to fool with so I’m going to start by showing you how to use the dialog window to use the shutdown tool.
To open the dialog window click start, click run, type cmd and press enter.  A black DOS looking window will open.  Type shutdown -i and press enter.  A window similar to the one below will popup.

Under computers type the network name of the computer you want to shutdown, restart, or logoff.  In this example I will use \\yourcomputer.  You can use your computer’s name to try the commands on your computer if you like.
If you don’t know a computers name right click my computer, select properties, select the computer name tab.  Your computer name is listed next to full computer name.
To send these commands to other computers across your network you need to have administrative privileges on those computers.  An easy way to see if you have administrative privileges on a networked computer is to try browsing to it.  Click start, click run, type \\yourcomputer (replace yourcomputer with your computer’s name of course) and press enter.  If you are able to access the computer you will be able to send shutdown commands to it.  If you get asked for a password or it denies access you don’t have administrative privileges and you won’t be able to send shutdown commands to that computer.
In this example I’m going to shutdown computer \\yourcomputer on my network.  Before it shuts down it’s going to show a message for 20 seconds.
The first thing you need to do is add which computer you want to shutdown.  Click add and type your computer name in the add computers box.

You can send the command to multiple computers by pressing enter after the name of each computer and typing the name of the next computer on the next line.  Each computer needs to be on its own line.
Click OK when you are finished adding the computer(s) you want to send the command to.
Under what do you want these computers to do: tell it to shutdown, restart, or logoff.
If you want a box to popup on the computer(s) you are sending the command to that lets them know the computer is about to shutdown, restart, or logoff in X many seconds leave warn users of the action checked off.  If you want to change how many seconds to countdown before performing the action you can change that next to seconds.
You can tell a user on the computer you are about to perform the action on why you are performing that action by typing your message in under comment.
Click OK to send the command to the computer(s).

If you get an error when sending the command it will look like the one below.

Shutdown Command via Command Prompt
The shutdown command becomes more flexible and automated when used from the command prompt.  To run the shutdown command from the command prompt, go to startrun, type cmd, andpress enter.  In the black box (the command prompt) type shutdown and the switches you want to use with the shutdown command.  You have to use at east one switch for the shutdown command to work.
The Switches
The shutdown command has a few options called switches.  You can always see them by typing shutdown -? in the command prompt if you forget any of them.
-i: Display GUI interface, must be the first option
-l: Log off (cannot be used with -m option)
-s: Shutdown the computer
-r: Shutdown and restart the computer
-a: Abort a system shutdown
-m \\computername: Remote computer to shutdown/restart/abort
-t xx: Set timeout for shutdown to xx seconds
-c “comment”: Shutdown comment (maximum of 127 characters)
-f: Forces running applications to close without warning
-d [u][p]:xx:yy: The reason code for the shutdown u is the user code p is a planned shutdown code xx is the major reason code (positive integer less than 256) yy is the minor reason code (positive integer less than 65536)
Please note: I’ve noticed using a switch with a - sign doesn’t work sometimes. If you are having trouble try using a / in place of - in your switches.
Examples
shutdown –m \\computername –r –f  This command will restart the computer named computername and force any programs that might still be running to stop.
shutdown –m \\computername –r –f –c “I’m restarting your computer.  Please save your work now.” –t 120  This command will restart the computer named computername, force any programs that might still be running to stop, give to user on that computer a message, and countdown 120 seconds before it restarts.
shutdown –m \\computername –a  This command will abort a previous shutdown command that is in progress.
Using a Batch File
You can create a file that performs the shutdown command on many computers at one time.
In this example I’m going to create a batch file that will use the shutdown command to shut down 3 computers on my home network before I go to bed.
Open notepad and type the shutdown command to shut down a computer for each computer on the network.  Make sure each shutdown command is on its own line.  An example of what should be typed in notepad is below.
shutdown –m \\computer1 –s
shutdown –m \\computer2 –s
shutdown –m \\computer3 -s

Now I’ll save it as a batch file by going to filesave as, change save as type to all files, give the file a name ending with .bat.  I named mine shutdown.bat.  Pick the location to save the batch file in and save it.
When you run the batch file it’ll shutdown computer1, 2, and 3 for you.
You can use any combination of shutdown commands in a batch file.  I just used the one above as an example

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Hinkhaw nuamsaktu a tamtheipen bawl khe le chihhuaina tel e:
41. Songtal papi khat le kipilsak deuh hiven, sapte a pil uh na chi ua, puannuai a zang ka lit leh a thei teuh kei, chizeih dan ahi.
42. Mikhat le a khualzinna lam ah inntekte nungak zanlai a gem khualkhual, nungaknu kikoukhia inchin a inntekpa`n a khawnvak ngamkhat a heksang zot (lupna gei a kikoih hiven), mikhualpa zahmoh lim khong chu innbaang khong a kikhai goigoi maidan ahih chu, (Shadow).
43. Khua khat a le tangval khat luck lawtel mahmah, khosung nungak ten`, “a hatlou pen in Lianpu kitenpih di” chi ua tai suangsuang zel uh, Thangnu pen bang houh hat zawzen, a hatpen a pang gige. Himahleh, Lianpu pen Thangnu toh kiteng daih uh (pilna chikhat ahi, lawmte khem ngai).
44. Nupi khat le chiamnuih hat lawtel, na damthei thou hia, koilam teng le? Khatin achih thahah leh, a hahchiau thei lai, hitaang nap le tolhsak thei laisam ahi, chi.
45. Nupi fel mahmah khat le papi khat toh kihoulim uh, numeite thilneih khong genkhawm ua, numei nawi neideuh louz-aw chih. Khat nu`n pasalte na houh houh utoh, huai numeite chi-gah leltak khong, na kipahna uh le a houh houh toh chihsan hiau.
46. Nupi khat le sum tampi muphut inchin, ei zaw kizawng lua inchin, tua sum hiai zahzah ka muh leh ASALAM DOG million ka hi, chizeih. Midangte hunchia`h a mu tam mah du, chizawmah lai.
47. Papi khat le ann ne lai, a chil dawk hehhoh zenhouh, a tate`n taiteh a tepsak uh, hehdi lah hilou, nat –lah-na bok-si, na pianna uh ahi, pheiphuai gouh, chi ek sam.

48. Nupi khat le a nesemte intunglam a kal ganggang uh, khat in khekor tom kol depduap teng hiven, a nuailam apat chu a keltal chilpol gah nih kai giahgiah kimuthei, nupi nu`n enlah sim hiam a, chiang kang a dawt tou gang gang, a sapna hi maithei chi uh.
49. Andrews Ganj a kikhopna kipan hiven, khatvei kikhawm zou mi pai sasauh uh, papite kitchen a tukual ua sakramen chituam deuh hawm uh, maizen pu Khai in hihding nei a kilehkik zual, kitchen a va dak zenzen, inntek pa hamhaihgawp in, “Khai-a, na deihtei hia?” Chi kha zawzen, khatpen in, “zenzenzenzenzenzen”, chia paisan hiau.
50. Khua khat a le, pasal khat kichei ut mahmah om, coat suit toh travalta toh pai trahtrah deuhreng, nunglam ah chu Devahan a bang chi ua, paikhel vatvat a palak khat in a mailam va en inchin, e he hee, aa khai, NON KHEM CHIANG VE, chih khum mawk.
51.Nupa kiteng thak khat om ua, zing annnek lai a numei pen nuinui maimah, a tawp a kidamzoulou, “da`ntah a ei gel neunuau pi, neunou tazen”, chia nui ek ek zawmah, a pasal pen mai san um um.
52.Mi khat le zi deih lua inchin, puan ak hilou, pheikhok le hilou, khekor le hilou ka deih, kingaihtuah ua, chia a nu leh pa te sal loiloi. Mi khat in lah, zi nei fuh kisa-sim zaw hiding hiven, aa khai a, akiman eem mai, a man va piak behlap ua, chia a pate sawl mawk, chihdan ahi.
53. Veng khat a le tuailaite kikhawm unchin, a thohlawm khonte uh latna khat in nei, a thuum zoh tak ua a thohlawm uh ana mang hiau.
54. Lamphel papite hi seselou, khat le kikhopna ah alawmpa ihmu derdar hiven, veih pekpung mawk, a ihmupen kawk chenchen, mi tengteng in a lawmpa en kheukhou maimah uh, heh lawtel a.
55. Khawkhat a le nupite kikhawm teisam unchin, khat in thohlawm latna hon nei, Aw Toupa, hiai ka zaat-sawm uh, chithahah. Zatsawm chu kimawl munsim uh hihtuak.
56. Papi khat le thumna nei venchin, Aw Toupa, hiai ka thohlawm uh, Asoka Hotel a zankhat tunman le phakei mahleh, chi tetauh mawk.
57. Nupi khat le a pasal neih nunga laithon mu, a et leh appointment lehkha hiven, kikoukhe tualtual mai, U Thang ei, U Thang e, hiai kaam ka muh di lam thei leng hon neilou mah di hi`ng a aw, chi vangvang mawk, a pasal in phunlou paulou a office kuansan phanphan lel.
58. Palsal khat le khualzin sawtsim zaw hingei di hiven, inn atuntak a innleeng om kheukhou mawk uh, amah le bathroom a kibual hanhan, a ngaih a ngaih a, ka nung honnawtsak uai chia kikou tuaituai maimah, sawtsimtak zaw kinawt uh hihtuak, chidan uh ahi.
59.Papi khat le khopi a khosak hautak sa-lawtel, elektic fee le tamlua, chi`a a sungkuante zoudawnlam a paisak geih, amahbel kitoudelhtak ahingei di`a, ATM cabin a giak zeih zel.
60. Nupi khat toh papi khat houlim ua, nupinu`n pasalte na buaihuai huai u`toh, chimawk, khat pa`n le bang chidan in e, chi. Nupipe`n kipan taktakta, numeite maw I nau neihneihna khong kepkep, thuapthuap, belhbelh, repair pair ngai ahi, pasalte na lungkimna ding uh ahautak lua uptodate ngaiden chi, daih mai a le.
61. Nupi khat le anumeilam ki-at hiveh aw, operation theatre apat honsawn pawt uh, a nunu in hehpihlua hiding hiven, Bawi, bang na duh a, naa nasa hia? Achih leh, harhlou deuh kawm a, Khaini ka duh, ka neh ah hon koihsak ua, a nuamtuan di, chi, a nu`n le, lawmlawm tel, awwww.
62. Nupi khat le foreign a zinkhia hiveh aw, khaini, kuber, raja muzou mawng2 lou, a lohngaihna theilou, a puakteng lah bei sipsipta, a tawp atawp a India te omkhawmna deuh musuah inchin va guk-kan siausiau, Dollar 5 a kuber packet khat lei toih maisam eive.
63. Paipi khat le thaiboi lawtel mahmah, electric switch gei a ding reenroon kawm a, “hiai a ka fan “on” sa kua ahia off, kindeuh in hong on heh aw, chia ding phenphan.
64. Papi khat le gari lei inchin, driving zir ut bilbellou, a zizi in nervous kawmkawm a khalh nitnit, alawmte`n bang dia na lei e, chih leh, nupite`n a sun a zan a ahonpuak di mah uh ahi, painalam di control tu ka hi chi-a a front seat apat huailam ah, hiailam ah, kawl oh, chi-a kawk-kual zatzat.
65. Nupi khat le a lawmte`n birthday lopna a beer pe zenzen uh, nitak dorka kikhop a pitu lah hingalsi, biakin sung a angaih a ngaih a , Aw Toupa Ngaidam aw Ngaidam aw, beer chauh hi beer chauh hi, chia kuamah theipihlouh pi, kikou zaizai mawk.
66. Papi khat le a sungkuan te`n inn pawlam a chabi kalh-khum uh, pawtsak utlouhna nei uh zaw hisim, khat pa`n innchawng tung apat a lawmte ladder dohsak a pawtkhe khaukhau, a khenchia khau a kiluai khia, a zizi in gimneihna nei, bottle vuak muveu ahihchia, theisuah, lawmlawmtel, mihing daai zaw kaih zoh di ahi kei chi inchin, thumna toh a panpan leh zou ngiingeei, force ahikei, lungsim ahi, chidan ahi, dik mahmah leh kilawm.
67.Kikhopna khat a le, conductor pa lusu naak lawtel mahmah a chiltui khong kai maimah, naakpuak durdur lai, khuangpupa`n ngaihdeuhmai a khuang khenpuak dum mai, thakhat a conductor pa kiguihzot a dingkhia, koi ah ka tuibuk, chizawmah lai.
68. Nupi khat kianga le alawm khat in, na pasal a melsiat siat toh achih leh, huaibang Salukkhan te khong I ngaihtuah kawma amai, chizeih. Pa khat leuleu lah chu, nitak a minsaplouh dipi samkha hiam a, lupna tung apat sual kidenna thruai, numeite a utlam uah chu a kheelpi guh uh a haat khopmai, chizawmah.
69. Mikhualpa kianga inntekpa`n, Lawma bang meh na duhpeen a, aksa hia, sanga hia, voksa hia, chia dong tuautuau hiveh aw, khual pa`n lah a om-om chi, hilou e na duhduh gen ve, sa bangchu a tam mai, chi thouthou, atawp a khual pa`n le aksa aw, chi. Inntekpa kipan taktakta, na duhduh hon pethei dinmun ah ding leng achihhuaitel maw, thriana, chidaih mai, kibeihdan chuomchuom.
70. Tangval hon in khatvei hoihbeih lawdeuh uh hiama, alak ua khatpa`n deihkhop lawtel mahmah, ekbuksung a uak uak maimah, luak di le omnawn zouzailou, lah uak thouthou. Gim kisalawtel zaw hiding hiven, bawkkhup kawm a mitsi diirdiar inchin a lawmte kiang a thukhak /thuchah bawlta, “ Lawmte aw, banghiam ka chih zenzen leh, ka nu leh pate kiang ah sih khamuanna ka nei chih anagensak un aw”, chisuah phong mai.
71. Biakin khat a le thugentu thugenlai a, khat a tutmun apat kikoukhia, heutupa na thugen a dik hauh kei mai, Jesu ai in Baptishtu Johan a upa zaw kei chiang mai, Jesu chu Pathian toh piangkhawm ahi uh chih le theilou pulpit khong ah na dingtei satliah ua, zah le na zak tehchai kei ua hia? Kum khe rang oh, zuau zuau gengen di hilou, Bible le sim hoihdeuh ve ua, chimawk dan ahi. Thugentu chu amhai mapmap tak ahi di, khuttum a lakthaw mai zuhia.
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vungzamuanvalteKoihhoih pawl om leh bang achi dia, huihkhua a lengmang maimai lou ding in.
1. Pasal khat in a zizi thau salua inchin, lupchi`a om venvon maimah chi, zizi toh phalbi khovot nuai a blanket kikop zaw I kikar a huihpi nung huauhuau ahi, a nunga the-banga I bet tiitee di ahih kei ngal-leh, chidan ahi.
2. Papi khat toh nupi khat kihou, pasal penin Heutupa Tunson koi a sem ahi chi, nupi`n FEVICOL ah chi, pasalpen in a naak manchina duakduak e, EFICOR achihna hizawmah.

3. Papi khat in nupi khat kianga na pa uh koi office a kai ahi chia dong, a numei penin third flow-ver ah chi, pasalpan` chita duanduan in a, a paklun awm ve.
4. Pasalte nitaklam tukhawm liiliai, khat pa`n, zi neinawn dek ngeingei leng tuh, achih chiah leh a zi kongkhak a hong daak geugau, pasal pa`n le, ka zizi mah ka nei di.

5. Numei khat in a kisukkhak chianga, eh nanu su chikhanak, khatvei a pasal in zadah lawtel zaw hi dia, bangdia ka nu zahmoh na kou gige eita, na ut leh na nu su gen ve, chigega.
6. Pasal khat kikhawm khin biakin verandah a vandak eu-au kawm a, Sousial obligation pakhat chu zou kihinawn phot a, bawite tu`n koilam ah ikithrip dua le, chidan ahi.

7. Papi khat in a lawmte toh lunch break a ann ne ding chia tukual pempam uh, a lunch box a hon leh malta pumkhat anakigual ngeungau leltak.
8. Khatvei Delhi pasal khat in meh-namsia lunch dia pua, bawsakkha zaw hingei di, namse lawtel mahmah, a office kaipihte`n zusa puul om chia a office sungteng uh pheklekvek uh bangmah mutuanlou, daikhilkhial a lawmpa`n a bekanthu uih vivit ne miaumiau lel.

9. Khatvei office a mi khat in a lunch loupi ne phanphan, ka lawinu`n le tuni lunch hon bawlhoihsak namaizen e chisim geugau, office kaipih numei khat in a lunch box muzoulou, a omlaipen a hon chia nek di dan thei mahmah lou, a tawp a bua, mehpok hive`n vai-numei kulmut in a nethei mah di. Lawmpa lah paulou phunlou hial a a gilvah pingpeng zut hanhan zawmah.
10. Pasal khat in a zi simmohbawl deuh hiding hive`n, nana paikik maidiam chi, a zi`n tuphingphing in I ngaihzawng te`n pasal a neivekta kei dua chizeih, diklawtel zel.


11. Lawmta khat gamvak ua, khatpen singkung apat kin-gangdeuh a hong tuakkhia (kesuk), a lawmpa`n adu na hong kinkumngei chi, daktor kiensak uh, daktor pa`n bangchi kiak a achihleh, khat pa`n “sukkiak” chizawmah.
12. Khatvei mi khat intung apat kia hiveh aw, a lawmte`n veh ua, khatpen in lawma, hihna apat kiak toh inntung apat kiak koi ana zaw a, achih thahah leh nohdok ahi ziang mai.

13. Pasal khat in zi guksawm, a lawmte toh dawnkhawm ua phursang lakloh uh, a zi gukdi lamlam theinawnlou, mangngilh kha. A zizi di lungkham kisa dak 12 khawng satta ahih chia, a zudawnna ua vahoh, bangchi maimah e, ikiguk di la, vachi, apasal in le awle konzui mai di, chi.
14. Khatvei nupa a pawtnalam ua a pasal in khamlawtel mahmah, scooter a kipuak sawm uh, a nupi a nunga belh dekdak, inntekpa`n en vengveng kawm a, “numeite`n chu na pasalte muang tak nahi uh, chikawm a enliam vangvang, lungsim gimtak ahi di.

15. MP pu outhouse a nuambawm sa free om hiding hiven, pasalte va kisutuah khasek ua, beiseih nei chiatchiat chu, kitheisiam kawmtak leh kisuanglah simkawm a, ehem, “nang` na zouta hia?”, kichizeih zel uh achi ve ua. Carrom kap chikhempeuh, a guk a kigelkhe zeuhzeuh ua, MP pu bang amah chauh a tukha belbul sek chi uh.
16. Sungkuan khat le kuatehiam in ann nedia chial uh, phurdeuhmai a kuan nainai uh, a tuntak ua a chialtute intekpa`n inn kongkhak anahong, ann kanelakloh lai ua hiai ah anatu mai un aw, chigeih. A theihthak thak ua leh a chialtunu`n a chiallam anamangngilh.

17. Numei khat le haihotsim zaw hivenchin, office kai di cycle a tai vavauh, cycle shed a koihgaih, nitaklam a khe a pai baubau, inntun nunga theikhe nailo, a zingkar a phawksuah pan.
18. Nupi khat in annhuan zouta chia a sungkuante ann ne dia samkhawm, thumna le neikhin dimdem uh, cooker a hon ua leh tuivuak ana-om maimah, antang kha khalou hizawmah.

19. Papi nih thautuak mahmah Imphal a rickshaw a tuang uh, rickshaw pupa`n gik salua zaw hingei di hia, tamdeuh bill, khatpa`n asiam theihtawp a, lupa manga zaam e chi, rickshaw pupa`n le nangkhoi ani zaam lum e ne, achithahah leh “nang na lum e hai e, eigi nupi na lumteh hai e” chi.
20. Papi khat le sang lawtel mahmah, a zizi lah neu zawmah hiven, mi`n, na nupi a neu si a bangchi`n na lumkhawm ua, achih zenhouh ua leh aman`, khelam lou chu kakitan reng uh, chi.
21. Nupa khat le bazar kai ua a nupitoh scooter a tuang varvar uh hiveh aw, lampi a a lawmte tuakkha a khawlzual, huchia innlam zuan a tai varvar, lawmtawn a a zizi toh kihoulimtoutou uh, inn a tuntak a a tate`n papa ka nu la? Achih ua leh kuamah ana omlou maimah, ehehe, lamtawn a hong houlim zaw hi unga, koi a kia ahia kava en di chia kuankik vangvang, bazar apat a zizi hongpaitou ziahziah, akhai bangchidan ahia achih zenzen leh, hon ngailou na hi di chu, nangmah chauh a tai varvar hivechin chia pai babauh, hehhuai lawtel dia.

22. Papi khat le a zi ommoh lawtel mahmah, a zinpa khat toh kichukha uh hiveh aw, a thawm ging uh ngaikhe dide zawzen, a zinpa`n “kei a gol lua” chi inchin, a nupi`n le, “sathau nuh lechin Pak-sa in teh” chi. Zingkar beltak a intekpa thoukhia , maipum lianpipi tamtak bel a huanding a sawlta, a zi`n hiai zahzah bel ah takenteh achihleh apasal in sathau nuh lechin Pak-sa inteh, chizeih.
23. Naupangte`n Bible chang zir nainai uh,”Vahawmna a liangzang ah a tuang ding a…..” chi uh, apa`n, “bawite a dar ah chi ua a dar ah” chidan ahi.
24. Sande sikul naupangte`n, ke`n ka nu leh pa thumang chi khiukheu uh, heutunu`n pasal naupang khat kianga bangchidan in e chia dong, naupangin, “kei maw, ka nu`n khaini la dia honsawl chianga kuan pahpah”, chidan ahi.
25. Pau siamlouh le poithei lawzen a, rickhaw pu in sumneen lehdi ka neikei achih leh, pasal khat Delhi tungtung in, aw le ikimuh nawnchia`h aw, chizeih, koi a munawn di adiam a.
26. Pasal pilhuntawk kisa khat in Aizawl bazar a avan-zon muzou mahmah lou, beidong hithet a inntung, a sungte`n bang e na va zong chi`a dong uh, ama`n DUM chi, a mukei mah di chu.
27. Numei khat Aizawl a van leidia kuan, dawr neitu kiang a kapi mi`n hap roh achih zenzen leh, khatpen in “a naa ang a sin”, chidaih. Hon pet awh chih chu.
28. Bus ah midangte kianga khat in ka pu he bus hi khoi ah nge a khaam dawn chia dong, kua`man dawnglou, a kumna di a tuntak a hehehe, khaam o khaam o chi tuartuar, driver a khawl kei rengreng, Aizawl ah chu khaam chih kha tuklup theihna mun hidaih mai.
29. Mikhual khat in ann nekham pah, I va khamhma ve, I in thathlung em ni, chia dong uh, ama`n, ni e in thathlung eee, chivang vang zawmah. Na gil a vah a hia chi di sa hilai dep, kisuanglah chihna.
30. Mi`n na zintunna te`n bang hon mehpih ua le, chia a dot ua leh, gendidan om mahmah lou, Banhla ler a duai derder, chia dawng, nahtang lawk chu meh uh himaithei.
31. Kuahiam khat Silchar kholai a vialvak hiveh aw, kizuakte omna bulom tungkha, a taikhiak dek leh manbet uh, gendidan lah thei tuansam lou, kipek gunggung inchin a sana chu mang hiau, kan nawn ngam di lah hilo.
32. Nungak khat le kicheideuh a om, kihisak zawmah, kholai a vakzouphet, insung a limlang a kimelh deuhvel, a zahmoh zawn a khoih leh direct a khoihkha mawk, a khekorten dor kek, underpant lah tenglou, mi lak khong a kamkasak sengsung anahi maimah, lah kikheel der, makhai man chi.
33. Papi khat le nungak heel ching inchin, khatvei a nungak heelna a tapsak a puan kikhuh khat mu, kua na hia na puan hawk in chi gega, ngamkhat a puan kikhuh a laihkhiaksak zenzen leh a tapa pa nungak hel, apa honglut di ngaingamlou a kilukhuh anahi maimah, tuakfuh thou.
34. Lawmte khat in zi neihak law mahmah, a lawmte tate BA khong simta, ama tapa in bebebe chipan pan, bawi mutpuak theih lechin kon mutpuak ut, chidan ahi.
35. Delhi hohpanpan mikhat le nitak a khua lum salawtel mahmah, inntung a kahtou (terrace), mikhat analum derdar, maksalua hiding hiven en vangvang a abiang bengpuak chorh, innsung a tailut, khat pa`n le innsung a delh lut. A inntekpa anahi daih, nop tuak leiluai het kei maw.
36. Lawmta khat le kichouthei sim viau uh, khat pa SDO hiven, a lawmpa pen office tukverh/tawlet a va dak keukau, Khaikokam, en in hiai America tual ka sikna chia a khenuai valak, khatpen in office a gam lai bawl zialzial. America tual sikpa Imphal kholai a necktie ok kawm a slipper toh pai, a chetdan le tuam na e, chi`a changkang sa mahmah uh. K U ku K I Ki zaw gen dahmai ni. Tunitan a hia lawmta te kichouna beilou, kibuaisan deuhdeuh di bang maimah. Pildan tuam mahmah lel, khat pa`n Kuki gam bawl anahi der.
37. Tangval khat le bike a kikhoh varvar inchin, a headlight in nuailam kawk lawdeuh, police patrolling te phupuk zelzul, kitatkhiak ngaihna omlou, zep tualtual maimah uh, a tawp a sum neih teng laksak zawmah uh, pilva`n louh le phatuamlou taka hi.
38. Palsal khat in rickshawm lei venchin, a lawmpa Imphal kholai fan pih, lengtonghoih lei tung a kipeikipei maimah uh, RMC kong a nupi vanzuakte khong hawmdarh zelzul. Inn a tundek ua Chekon lak a siamsimta chi, a hekkoi ngaungau leh phkhri a tuaklut pih dup, a lamwpa`n maktheingei chileltak.
39. Tangval khat le nungak hel dia kuan, a numei omlou, a naute kia om, neulai ahichiang ua khongaihhuai sa, nitak zansawt tan a le numei tunglou lai, tangval pa`n a naute pawkhe zok inchin giahpih lemlum thahah. A khonunga a theih thakthak leh huchizel zel mah anahi uh.
40. Pa Thangvom toh U KKSiam kihouthei mahmah ua, birthday lawm di chia U Siam in sa va tawi, khat pa`n tunghaklua sa, na zangtang hia, achih thahah leh khatpa pai vengveng, kihounawn himhimlou hial uh, a sih tan un le a kihou lam uh kithei lou, pa tak ahituak uh chihna.
Khopi leh khoneu a I thil tuahte kikum le, a mangthang dia pammaih mahmah lawi om hi. Hehna dia laklouh hamham sawm ni. Hon share tei ua le.
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10 Hilarious Chinglish Signs

What happens when you mix Chinese and English? Well, you end up with Chinglish(中式英语 – zhōng shì yīng yǔ). Sometimes, Chinglish is just formed by using Chinese grammatical structures in English. Trying to translate Chinese directly into English will give you sentences such as “I very like play basketball” (我很喜欢打篮球 – wǒ hěn xǐ huan dǎ lán qiú) or “I with my friend together have dinner” (我跟我的朋友一起吃晚饭 – wǒ gēn wǒ de péng yǒu yī qǐ chī wǎn fàn). Other times, it is a result of trying to directly translate Chinese words for foreign things. That’s why I’ve had students ask me about “Christmas old man” (圣诞老人 – shèng dàn lǎo rén – Santa Claus) and the “fire chicken” (火鸡 – huǒ jī – turkey). Although the Chinese government is doing its best to eradicate Chinglish, thankfully they aren’t quite there yet. In many tourist sights, you’ll find an abundance of hilarious Chinglish signs. You’ll also find plenty of Chinglish on menus of restaurants, and you can even find it printed on shirts in local markets. For those of you who haven’t had the chance to laugh your ass off at ridiculous Chinglish all around China, I’ve built up a collection of some of my favorite photos from my years of living here. Here are 10 of my favorites











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