New Delhi: India's two prominent Islamic helplines are discouraging young callers, especially women, from creating profiles and posting pictures on popular social networking websites Facebook and Twitter on the ground that it is unIslamic.
The heads of the two popular Lucknow-based helplines, run for Shia and Sunni Muslims, have been flooded with phone calls asking if virtual profiles are Islamic.
"You can't see someone's face on Facebook and decide that you want to be friends. Look for 'pyar aur mohabbat' (love) in real life. Virtual relationships are not 'faydaymand' (profitable)," Sunni Mufti Abul Irfan Naimul Halim Firagni Mahli said.
The Mufti wants youngsters to bond in the real and not the virtual world. Of the over 1,000 calls that the Mufti fields in a month on his popular helpline, more than 50 per cent questions are about Internet usage.

"If one is on Facebook for business purposes or for constructive purposes, then the account is justifiable," he said.
However, the Mufti is not pleased about women being on Facebook to make friends and is definitely against them uploading pictures on the social networking site. "Women should not post pictures on Facebook or anywhere else on the Internet. This is unIslamic," he said.
A Maulana from the minority Shia sect too endorsed the Mufti's views. "Women are not allowed to show their faces to anyone apart from their 'mehram' (male kin like father and brothers). So posting pictures on Facebook is 'haraam' (banned)," Maulana Saif Abbas Naqvi said.
"We are liberal. We are not Taliban-minded. When youngsters ask us if they can have a Facebook or Twitter profile, we allow that. But the Shariah (Islamic law) does not allow women to post pictures," Naqvi contended.
"Islam has prescribed hijab for women. They have been asked to hide their faces in public, so how can this be allowed on the Internet," he asked.
"We have seen so many relationships that blossomed on the Internet going sour in the real world. 'Dokha aur fareb se bachna chahiye' (We should save ourselves from deceit and fraud)," said the Mufti, who belongs to the famous Ulama-e-Farangi Mahal family of Lucknow.
The number of calls to the Shia and Sunni helplines more than doubled during the just-concluded holy month of Ramzan. Often the questions were about: Is it allowed to log into Facebook during the fast?
"There is a hadith (a saying of Prophet Mohammed) that when the world is nearing its end, Satan will spread lies within minutes. We've seen rumours being circulated on the Internet in no time. It is best to stay away from the virtual world," the Mufti said.
source @http://ibnlive.in.com/news/posting-pictures-on-facebook-twitter-unislamic-clerics/413394-3.html

The most integral aspect in the context of rape cases and others cases of sexual violence against women is to change mindsets for the majority of society including people in the law enforcement agencies and police and other community stakeholders take on the ‘blame the victim’ stand. There have been many instances where the reasons for rape has been given as arising out of what clothes women wear, where they are going, who they were/are with and ‘their behaviour’. One political leader went so far as to say that eating chowmein encouraged men to rape women while another likeminded enlightened one held the belief that women should not go out of their homes after sunset. In Manipur, a political leader who is described as an astute statesman and someone who is aware of the finer details of legal systems went on record to say that women should carry sharp scissors to ward off men who would try to violate their modesty. He went so far as to distribute the scissors to some women and in so doing like many others like him, putting the sole responsibility upon women to take care that they are not sexually attacked or violated. It is this attitude of women being foisted upon the sole responsibility of taking care of their own safety and being the recipient of the blame game on the behavior and morality of women that indirectly contributes in a very major way towards men getting the leeway in the circumstances. Reading between the lines of what decision makers have to say on the matter of rape, the inference is that men will be men and that women will have to stay ‘within their limits’ to ensure that they stay safe.

Historically too, rape has been used in the aftermath of war in almost all parts of the world. In recognition of this serious after effect, the United Nations has gone on record that rape is war crime. Rape as a tool to demean a particular society or community or nation defeated in war is a reality since women are still seen as the custodian of a society’s honour and self esteem. The stigma that is attached to rape and sexual violence is such that there have been many instances where families of affected women have looked at the option of rapists marrying the victims. One other common complaint is that police are not pro-active when it comes to taking action on cases of rape and sexual violence, starting from delay in taking down complaints. Validating this is the findings that emerged from an investigation by a National news magazine, which found that prejudice against rape victims is alarmingly common among policemen in Delhi. The report linked this unhelpful attitude of the police to the low rate of conviction in rape cases in the city (34.6%) . The alleged highhandedness of the police personnel of Mayang Imphal police station who were approached by two women to lodge a case of gang rape is proof that many still lack the sensitivity and pro-activeness that is needed to take up cases of sexual violence.  Meanwhile, a not so touched upon aspect of sexual violence is that though it is rare, men also face rape and other forms of sexual violence. Another reality is that transgenders are vulnerable to be raped but fear to call attention to what happens with them since their very existence in society is filled with stigma.

Pate ni tawh kitawn in tuni in Panei lai te in Pate tungah thupha ih dawh ding kisam mahmah hi.
Nu leh Pa ih cih pen I Leitung Pasian, thupha hongpia thei, hong samsia thei, Nu le Pa hi a, Na Pa na khasia sak hiam? Alungkimna ding in thupha na bawl hiam? Tuni in Napa thumang lo in nisim nungta in amah hongsawl loh lamlam, hong deihsak lo lamlam sem in na omkha hiam? Tuni in Mawhmai na ngei in la Napa lungkim sak in.

Na Pa khualgam la ah om a hih leh hopih inla Pa aw hong it ing. Kamawhna hong maisak in cinin. Alungkimna dingin thupha bawl in na itna lakkhia in, Kamtawh maw, natawh maw, Na pa na itna lak khia in. Na pa lungkim in thupha hong pia leh leitung ah na dau pai ding hi.

Joseph Nuntakna en a Pa lungkim sak ahih manin thupha ngah hi. LST sung ah ih muh mah bangin A PA bang mah hilo zumkham in aom lai takin atangguak in om ahih manin nuihsan in, zahpih in, a ompa Kisam sia a, Itna leh deihsakn atawh puan avasin te thupha ngah uh hi.
Tuni in Christian ih hihna sung ah LST ih et takciangin Pathu mang te Anah lawhpek na ih mu hi. Tampi om in genzo kei ni tuni in Napa tung ah thupha dawh in, lungkimsak in tua hi leh thupha na ngah ding hi

By siam 
Source :http://www.zomidaily.com

~By Rev.Hangpi Manlun D.Th Student
    UTC, Bangalore
Thupatna: Mihing khat apieng ihileh zi/pasal nei hun chieng a inei ding khu Pasian hing siemsan leh i um ding dan uh ahi hi. Ahin, pichin nua a khat vei beh tambang hinkhuo neitheilouna khu mibahlouna amaw, damlouna jieh ahithei hi. Ahin, akhente lah val sengseng in gam teng leiteng tang sui a sui a,a sukalu sieng ahisih leh Khristmas bong sui a gam teng leiteng sui ding china vang ahisam sih hi. Pasal khat jong ji mujou mama lou in, “Apa kung a pa ka jinei ni ding ni fix phot pouma ni imujou leh lah i postpon na keh” chi vot hi. Tuajieh in kopi ding isuiding chieng ua pilvang ding ahi hi.

Tualeh zi-le-pasal ding pen Pasian kung a jong i thum a nget jing dign uh a hi. Dr. Billy Graham kung a min Khristian Innkuon khu bang hun a pat ding e, chia adoh chieng un aman, “Zi/pasal nei masang kum thum vela pat ding” achi hi. Tuajieh in damsung a kopi ding isuiding chieng un pilvang tah in isui ding uhi.
Pasian in a pan hi: Pasian in khawvel leh asung a siljousie asiem jou in a en a hoi asa mama a; ahin asilsiemte lah ama in hoilou chia a gen masah pen khu pasal ama tang a aum khu ahi. (Gen.2:18). Mr. Miltonin, “Bible a Pasian in hoilou chia agen masah pen khu pasal amatang a um ding ahi” achi hi. Tualeh Pasian in ami siem masahte kung ah “hing pung unla khawvel hing lua dim un” chi in agualjawl hi. (Gen.1:28). Tuajieh in, kopi hoitah nei a hah-le-suon nei ding khu Pasian deidan ahi chi a chieng hi.

Thawmhauna: Judate Rabbi khat in, “ Pasal in anahgu khat amansah akipan in a um maimai theisih a, tuabang ma in numei jong aumna ding mun atun masang in a um maimai thei tuomsih” a chi hi. Tuajieh in khatvei beh dam sung a ji/pasal ding a lungkham lou chi pen mibahlouna leh damthei louna jieh ahithei a, tuabang mite khu akinlam Doctor ki-etsah pai ding ahi avai gei masang in. Tualeh America Council of Life Insurancete suidan in America a mi thawmhau penpente khu College a zillaite ahi uh achi hi.
Tualeh koppiding zi/pasal suiding ten isuiding dan uh Sapten “B” li (4) leh eiham ‘B’ khat a poimaw tahtah agente uh i en ding ua tuate khu:
Background (Kipatna/ pienna): Tamkhu ipienkhiehna, khan letna leh hahtute tan a etchet ding ahi hi. Masang lai-in ipu ipaten jong tamkhu angai khoh mama ua, hahtute apat mi toh kituohlou, damlouna kilawtheinei, (T.B, khantom, sienglou, tulai a HIV&AIDS etc) ngaituana chinglou leh adangdangte khu ana enchien un ana nual uhi. Tamte khu tulai lungtang lam sui (Psychologist) leh itenna mun-le-kim leh pam sui mi ( Environmentalists) ten jong angai khoh mama uhi.

Brain ( Huoh/lungsim) lam: Mihing tahsa piching thoungal, ahin lungsim lam a piching lou leh hoilou leh sienglou mi atam hi. Milungsim koi, mi toh kituohlou leh hoilou zong etchet dign ahi hi.
Belief (Ginna) kibahpi: Khanglai nungah/tangval kopi suidingte gindan kiabahpi leh mipiengthate ma sui ding ahi hi. Tualeh kiten nua chieng in kisiempha ding chite vel kilam etlvotlou ding ahi. Thamlou in khamthei ching leh nete ji/pasal asuilou kei ding ahi. Tambang mite kitenpina khu ahunlou a meithaina leh ji-le- ta ahunlou a sunna ding china hi hi.

Tuaban ah, Khristian nungah/tangvalte ading in zi/pasal ding a gingou mi neilou ding ahi. Ajieh pen doctrine leh gin dan kibangloutaluo mite akiteng chiegn un anua in buaina leh kituohlouna atun thei hi hi. Thamlouin, tuaban ah gindan kibahpi lou adieh in kol leh vaite bang kitenpi lou ahoi dieh hi. Ajieh ahileh Bible in, “Kituohloupi’n ginglou mi toh hahkol puokhawm sih un” achi hi. (11.Kor.6:14).
Bil a suiding ahi: Tulai ikoppi ding isui chieng un amel hoi leh duang chingte i en masa uhi. Ahin, ikoppi ding pen ibil un isuimasa ding ua, tuami umzie ahileh ahin dan leh gamtat dan atheimite kung a doh chien masah ding china ahi. Adieh in hattuom lamkaite (Pastor leh Upa) leh mi muon huaite doh a, ama un ang lungkimpi nah uh leh ahoi tangpi ding hi. Ahin, palai gin umlou najah khah leh ama di ana hei dai ding hi.

Ahin tulai nungah tangval khen khatte khu zu mun, samun lah pou leh conference lah a khat vei kimu a kiteng pai bang itam ua, tuate khu asot dai thei sih hi. Tualai jan khat kiteng, kal khat kiteng chibang igam buaipi natna khat ahita hi. Pastorte ading a bang a buaihuai mama khat ahileh, anakitheng uh inosua masang ana kikhen man chilah beilou adahuai mama hi.

Beautiful/Handsome: Melhoi: Koppi ding suidingten izi/pasal ding isui ding chieng un tamnah ipan ua, ahin amasa lite khu apoimaw masa dingte ahijaw uhi. Tamna igensate, background, brain, belief, bil asuding chite masah jou chieng un tamna beautiful or handsome ah itusuhpan ding uhi. Tualeh kiten masang a jong mel leh puom ajong lungkim sam ding ahi ahisih leh kinin na leh kimudapaina ajong atung thei veve hi.

Tualeh akhente in lah ahausah jieh bang leh ala siem jieh bang akitenpi moh chibang um thei a, tuabang jong bawllou ding ahoi hi.Tualeh kopi ding isuiding chieng ua, aku-le-poimaw mamate khu:
a). Sipdede ding: Adam in ajiding asuilai in Pasian mai/ang sung ah siptah in a ihmu chi ithei uhi. (Gen.2:21-24). Missionary Jim Elotin, “Mangpa deina mun a ih mu(khawl)” achibang in. Pasian kung ah theitopsua in izi/ding pasal ding ngen in siptah in thum in um lei aman ikul-le-poimaw theilou mama ahichieng in ahun tah in ang pia na ding hi. Eiten, Pasian jia kingah joulou a, kiphelep lom a, mikhat in khawvel mingah lah lah ah Pasian ngah hamsa sa pen ing achi bang a, ama jie ingahjou lu chieng in ibuailothei uhi. Tualeh ithumna pen Pasian in chithum in hing dawng/sang jing a,
(1), Ing, achipai pol,
(2).wait, na ngah phot in leh
(3) Ih achipawl aum a, tamte theikhieh ding ahi.
Tuaban ah Isak in aji ding asuilai in lungluttah in apa nna gin-umtah in asem a, apan akul-le-poimaw thei ahichieng in ahun tah in asuohpa Eleazar khu solin Rebeka khu avapui mai hi. Pasian jia ngahjou a gin umtaha Pasian nnasemte khu atop ah lawching teitei uhi.
Tualeh isuiding mite
Na kikipi sui in. (a). Kumthu ah- Numei pasal nei hun akigen tangpi khu kum 20-26 or 30 kikal deu ahi. Tualeh pasal pen kum 26-35 or 40 kikalte ahideu uhi. Ahin tualai siemna pilna leh khantouna tuomtuomte jieh in zi/pasal nei ha/vai gei jong akhoh khol sih hi.

Tualeh kum kikhiet luat khu ahoi sih hi. Adieh in nuemei khu pasal sang anau pang joh hamham ding ahi. Tualeh kum ikikhieh luat chieng un anua ah buaina atun law thei hi.

Numei pasal sang aupat jawh chieng in pasal in nu bawl in abawlthei a, pasal aupat luot jawh chieng in lah pa/ pu bawl in abawl kia thei uhi. Nupa pen lawm bawl akibawl ding ahi hi. Nupa khat aji kum 10 chau a pasal sang aupa jaw in apasal pen khawtai thei jel jela, jong ging lel thei jel hi.

Siemna piln ah: Siemna pilna ah jong kikimthei leh ahoimama ding hi. South India ami khat in America ah Scientist research Centre ah Ph.D ajou hi. Ji mawltah khat anei kha a, aman niteng in siltha tha mu khia jel a, tuachiin asiltha mute aji kung ah agen jeljel a, aji in angaina thei lou in angaisah sih a ama siltha mukhieh te tuni in “Ih ahpi opve aw, ivatotnou keute “ chibang pou in ana dong jel hi. Angaidan uh kibanglou lua ahichieng in apasal khu lungkham in ashilo vot akichi hi.

Tahsa leht dan thu ah: Atangpi in Pasal khu numei sang a alet jawh ding khu duthusam ahi hi. Pasal sang anumei alet joh chieng in aguh in musitna anei nuom a, apasal in atheikhieh chieng in amanu sang a hatjaw hi leh silbawlthei hi na a sualng utna-in, tha gum leh gam tat (Violence) in suhlat asom jelel hi. Thamlouin, numeiten apasalte uh mau uh sang siemna pilna sang jaw leh silbawlthei hi le uh aut jaw uhi.

Nam kibang hithei leh: Nam tuomta lua leh ham-le-pau kibanglouta lua akiten khah chieng un, aguh in buaina atun law thei hi. Ahin tambang a Nam tuom pasal nei dingten ithei ding uh ahileh:
Amau hindan tahtah uah na hing theina diai?
Aman hing dei leh jong a innkuonpiten ang deitahtah na ding uai?
A innkuonpite na lungsiettah theina diai?
Aham apau uh leh a culture uh na jilpei in na siem tahtah na diai? Adieh in numei nam dang neite khun aham apau uh siem a jah khu silhoitah khat ahi.

Zi/Pasal neisa toh kiteng dingte thei dingte: Zi/Pasal dang neisa ahin na kikhen ahisih leh na kidamlousan te toh jong kiteng ding ihileh pilvang tah etchet masah ding a hi. ( a) Akitenpi masah pen toh akikhen tahtah na uai? (b). Kumbang jat asawt ana kiteng ta uai? (c) Akikhen nua un bang chiin aum jeljel na lai uai? (d) Bang jieh akikeh ahi uai, Koi dih lou jawh e? Tate aneita uai? Atate khu nata bang in na enkawl tahtah theina diai? Chite kingaitua masah ding ahi. Tuaban ah apasal/zi in ashisate ahilel bang jieh a shi e, tuali natna nei bang jong hithei ahijieh in pilvan mama ding ahi.

Sisan ki-test masah ding ahi: Tulai natna jau huai HIV/AIDS chite sil jau huai ahitah jieh a ahithei leh kiten masang aki-test mai jong sia lou maithei hi. Ajieh ahileh tam natna khu kum bang jat ahiai khat ahing kilang ahijeh in. Tam atung a igente uh khu ei khanglai ji-le-pasal sui dingten thei in juithei lei ibawlkhiel sih din g uhi. Mangpan simtute jousie khu ji leh pasal hoi mudingin hingma puita hen chi khu kathumna leh deisahna ahi hi.

Laibu ette:
1. Rev.Hangpi Manlun. Khristian Innkuon nuom, Lamka: Manipur Women Christian Association, 2000.
2. Rev. Pumzathang Tombing, Tuailai leh Koppih Zonna, Lamka: Convention Press, 1989.
3. Chawngliana, Kenneth. Nupa Hlimna Thuruk, Aizawl:Exodus Press, 1999.
4. Khristian Thalai Pawl Leadership Training Hand book, 2000.
5. Saibela, K. Nute Lekhabu, Aizawl: Elim Book Wors
Source :http://www.zogamonline.com

By Dania Susen
I have come to realize that behind every beautiful girl or handsome guy in this world ,there’s is an ugly relationship that made her/him get scared to love again. So if u are in love with someone today that doesn’t trust you, don’t wonder and don’t hate them because that person has gone through a lot.

 He/she trusted and deeply loved someone who turned out to hurt her/him ,who played with that person’s feeling and took her/his love for granted. That is why she/he fears to trust you and to give in all her/he heart. In other words that person fears to get hurt again…but that doesn’t mean that she/he doesn’t love you. Your man/women loves you but fears to go through that pain . but if you are serious with him/her ,be patient and be understanding and do whatever it takes to prove to takes. Don’t give up on such a person if you have ever been hurt for loving too much… yeah that’s how delicate hearts are and how love is tricky

* Once Rajinikanth threw a grenade and killed 50 people, then grenade exploded !
* Sachin : The God of cricket......        Sehwag: The Rajinikanth of cricket
* Rajinikanth can kill a living room....
* Some people get lucky and kill two birds with one stone. Rajnikanth once killed four birds with half a stone.
    What? You say there's no such thing as half a stone? Well, the four dead birds didn't think so either.
* Rajinikanth can give missed call to his own number..!
* God created Earth and Heaven in 6 days , on 7th day he rested then he created Rajinikanth !
* Einstein Said: Everything is relative.

   Karunanidhi said: Relative is everthing.
   Rajinikanth said: I am everything.

* Rajinikanth doesn't answer nature's call. Nature answers Rajinikanth's call

* Govt of India pays tax to Rajinikanth for living here



* When Rajinikanth goes to a gym to workout, no one can workout since Rajini uses all the weights available.




* Einstein said you can't move at the speed of light, obviously he was never kicked by Rajinikanth

* Why Himalayas are rising? It's simple. Rajinikanth lives in Chennai. Lever effect.

* Adam and Eve are children of Rajinikanth

* Rajinikanth is so fast that he always comes yesterday

* Rajinikanth can get rid of his shadow

* Rajini's fav desert: Lal michi ki meetha kheer
* Rajini can eat dosa with chop sticks

* Tornado changes course when it sees Rajini standing in it's way

* Police dept is bored because of 0 crime in the city where rajini lives

* Gabbar singh forgets his dialogues when he sees Rajinikanth

* Rajini won the best actor oscar for his acting in a game of dumb charades
* The box office collection of the movie RA-One Was less than parking collection of ROBOT.......!
* Once Rajnikanth became the coach of Indian cricket team and guess wha India won the Fifa world cup !
* People update status from BlackBerry, iPhone, iPad, etc. Rajinikant updates his facebook status with a calculator !!
* Rajinikant got 150 questions in exam paper asking - "Solve any 100 questions" He solved all 150 and wrote, " Rascalla!, CHECK ANY 100!"
* Rajini participates in long jump once every four year.... And those years are called LEAP year
* Once Rajnikanth entered bigg boss...The next day announcement was made... Rajnikanth chahte hai ki bigg boss confession room me aaye
* Once Rajni was the guest contestant in KBC. Amitabh says: Computerji, Rajnikantji to phela sawaal poochiye. Computer: main lifeline use karna chahta hu.
* Ek bar Rajinikanth ne ek aadmi ko "Go to Hell" kaha... That person is now known as Yamraj !!

* Rajinikanth knows Ek chutki sindur ke kimat... Rs 0.0234355884

* Once Rajinikanth told joke to a little kid... Now he is known as laughing buddha

* Rajinikanth can cure cancer with his first aid box

* Once Rajinikanth used the support of a building to tie his shoe lace, the building is known as Leaning tower of Pisa.
* Rajinikanth knows those two persons.. who shake hands in NOKIA cell phones...!!
* Ram and Ravan were in a serious fight..
In the middle of the fight Ravan suddenly stopped after he saw someone standing behind Ram
Ravan : Acha chal bye..
Ram : Arey kya hua?
Ravan : Kuch nai ..bas bye
Ram : Arey lekin hua kya??
Ravan : Itni si baat ke liye Rajinikanth ko kyun bulaya yaar? :-)
* Rajinikanth's dog can bend a pipe with it's tail.
* Lord Shiva: Mera Trishul kahan hai ?
Parvati: Rajnikanth le gaya.
Shiva: Kyun?
Parvati: Maggi khaane ke liye !!!
* Michael Jackson's moon walk is no match for Rajinikanth's Sun Walk...
* Rajinikanth Calls In Indian Airlines- how long it takes for a flight from Chennai to Kolkata?
Airline:1 hour Sir.
Rajnikanth: Issey accha mein paidal chala jau..

* Munni Badnaam hui Rajinikanth ke liye

* Rajinikanth can make his wife admit her mistakes

* Rajinikanth doesn't enjoy animation movies because he can see the gaps between the 24 frames every second

* The reason why Rajinikanth stuttered in the movie Darr, because he saw Rajinikanth behind Juhi

* When Rajinikanth gets depressed, the world faces great depression

* Rajinikanth is a vegetarian… He doesn't eat animals until he first puts them into vegetative state with his blow

* If Rajinikanth's PC hangs… its time for next windows release…

* Rajinikanth can sneeze with open eyes.

* Rajini is the reason why we don't have any other superheros in India

* Rajinikanth can make 2 parallel lines intersect just by staring at them.

* Rajinikanth can make dog say "Meow" !!

* Santa Claus waits for a gift from Rajinikanth every Christmas.

* Rajinikanth taught yoga to Baba Ramdev.

* Rajinikanth taught us all... Impossible is nothing...

* One of Rajinikanth's hobby: Swimming on Tsunami.

* Sh!t happens to everyone.. Even to Rajini... One time he coudn't kill 100 bears with a single punch but only 99 died.

* Rajinikanth uses Ambuja cement as tooth powder

* Once Rajinikanth dropped a coin while he was standing in the belcony... He went down to pick it up, but it was not there.... hmmmm... He reached there before the coin...

* Rajinikanth was not amused by Gandhi’s non violence movement.

* Lifetime Warranty does not exist only because of Rajnikanth

* If you want a list of Rajinikanth's enemies, just check the extinct species list.

* When RAJNI had surgery, the anesthesia was applied to the doctors.


Week 1

* The apple which fell on newton was actually thrown by Rajinikanth

* Only Rajinijanth has 32 wisdom teeth.

* When Rajinikanth goes thru immigration.. the officers show him thier passports

* Sun doesn't rise until Rajinikanth says 'Good Morning'

* Once Rajnikant, after chewing the 'PAAN', spit on the wall of a building.
Today that building is popularly known as THE RED FORT..

* Once Rajinikath shouted at a boy for not wearing cap in the hot sun.
Today that boy is known as Himesh Reshammiya.

* Rajnikanth Saw The Movie Break k Baad before the Break !!!

* Rajnikanth's pulse is measured in richter scale.

* Rajnikanth was practicing for a spelling test..the rough sheet he used is known as oxford dictionary..

* Rajnikanth has seen the face of the fat lady who owns the house in tom n jerry..

* Rajnikanth ploughs the field using nothing but his toes.

* Once spiderman,superman and batman visited rajnikant's house together.. it was teachers day!

* Rajinikanth can whistle and smile at the same time...
* Computer doesn't give warning message to Rajini… Rajini warns computer
* Rajini awards goes to Oscar
* Twitter follows Rajini
* When Rajnikant get angry at the Sun, it hides behind the moon… that phenomenon is called Solar eclipse.
* When rajnikant farts, all the girls follow him
* Rajini was born on 30th Feb, since then that date was removed from calendar so that noone else gets the same birthday.
* Rajnikanth can run Windows 7 on 64KB memory.
* Rajni never tweets, he only roars.

* Who can stop more than 50 cars with 1 hand... Trafic police.. Haar baar Rajinikanth thodi hoga...

* God is not Rajinikanth.

* Once Rajni was fined by cops for overspeeding at a 75 miles/hr zone... while walking ...

* Rajnikanth can send an SMS from a Landline phone.

* Rajnikanth doesn't write books... words assemble themselves.

* Rajinikant does not get frostbite. Rajnikant bites frost.
* Rajinikanth doesn't shower. He only takes blood baths.
* Rajinikanth's brain works faster than Chacha Chaudhury's.
* Rajni’s bike has semicircular tyres...
* We live in an expanding universe. All of it is trying to get away from Rajinikanth.
* Behind every successful man, there is a woman. Behind every dead man, there is Rajanikanth.
* Every morning rajni goes for spacewalk.
* When Rajnikant dies..his tombstone will not read RIP...... ......... It will read.......BRB!!


* Ghosts have been debating for ages whether Rajinikanth really exists or not.
  But they are scared anyway.

* In Rajinikanth's wedding, the fire took the saath phere of Rajinikanth and his bride.

* Only Rajinikanth can kiss his own ass.

* Computer viruses are looking for Anti-Rajinikanth software.

* When Rajnikanth was a kid he made his mom eat her vegetables.

* The Great Wall of China was originally created to keep Rajnikant out.
  They didn't know that Rajinikanth can walk through walls.

* Rajnikant can tie his shoes with his feet. Wink !

* In the back of the book of world records, it says "All records are held by Rajnikant.
  The ones listed are in second place."

* Rajnikant can make a fire by rubbing two ice-cubes together.

* Rajnikanth and Superman once had arm wrestled and the loser had to wear his
  underwear over his pants... We all know who won..!! It was even worse for Spiderman.
  He had to wear his underwear over his head.

* Rajnikant irons his Pants with those still on.

* Rajnikant can squeeze orange juice from a banana.

* Rajnikanth can write into a READ ONLY file.

* Rajnikant once wrote his autobiography. Today that book is known as
  "Guiness book of world records" and his childhood homework is now called Wikipedia.


* What do you call Rajnikanth's Aunty ?? Rajini-Ki-Aunt !!!

* Rajnikant first takes the gold medal and then starts the race

* Rajnikanth went for morning walk...... In the afternoon police stopped him.. Because he
  reached USA without visa..!!!

* Rajni gave permission to Sachin to score those hundreds..

* Alfred Noble is nominated for RAJNIKANTH award !

* Rajnikant knows the exact value of Pi upto a Googol

* Rajnikanth laughs at you and your silly jokes about him even before you think them up.

* Some actor set benchmarks in cinema, Rajnikanth sets deskmarks

* Rajnikanth has a deep and abiding respect for human life unless it gets in his way.

* Whenever Rajnikant makes an error, it’s an invention.


* Once God was surprised at something, he exclaimed "OMR" ("Oh my Rajnikaant!")

* There is no Ctrl button on Rajnikant's pc beacuse Rajnikant is always in control.

* Rajnikant cannot fly. He just jumps and chooses when to come down.

* Only Rajnikant knows Kaun Banega Crorepati.

* Only Rajnikant knows Choli Ke Peechhe Kya Hai.

* President is Indian citizen no.1...Rajnikant's number is 0

* Rajnikant twice won arguments with his wife.

* Rajini doesn’t need water supply. He can mix hydrogen and oxygen and produce water
   whenever he wants.

* There in nothing Rajini’Kant do.

* Rajnikanth runs until the Treadmill gets tired


* Rajinikanth wanted to organize a small show for his family and friends and
  that's how CommonWealth Games came to India.

* How did Paul Octopus died?? He was asked to predict Rajanikanth's death.

* The missing piece of the Apple logo was eaten by Rajinikanth.

* Rajinikanth's email id... gmail@RAJINIKANTH.com

* Rajinikanth had to make 24 runs in just 1 ball remaining. He hit the ball in such a way
  that it got broken into 4 pieces and he got 4 sixers.

* Genies rub Rajinikanth and he grants them three wishes.

* You will lose the game even though you have "3 aces" ... if the opponent have "1 Rajinikanth"

* Basketball player: "I can spin a basketball on my finger for 2 hours, can U?".
  Rajinikanth: "How the hell do U think the earth rotates? "

* Viagra needs Rajinikanth.

* Rajanikanth can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night.

* Warning on Condom packet "There is no such thing as protection from Rajinikanth!"

* Even Gajini remembers Rajini.

* Rajinikanth wear sunglasses to protect the sun from his rage.

* Rajinikanth can piss his name in concrete.

* Rajinikanth was offered Aamir's role in "Ghajini" but he denied. Because Rajanikanth
  can only give memory loss.

* Rajanikanth can make onions cry.

* Rajanikanth can delete the Recycle Bin.

* Rajinikanth can divide by 0 (zero).

* Rajanikanth can build a snowman... out of rain.

* Bullets dodge Rajanikanth.

* Rajinikanth leaves messages before the beep.

* Rajinikanth doesn't wear a watch. He decides what time it is.

* Rajinikanth once ate an entire bottle of sleeping pills. They made him blink.

* Rajinikanth can handle the truth.

* Rajinikanth knows Victoria's secret.

* East India Company left India in 1947, because Rajinikanth was supposed to be born in 1949.

* Rajinikanth has already been to Mars, that's why there are no signs of life there.

* Rajinikanth doesn't breathe. Air hides in his lungs for protection.

* Death once had a near Rajinikanth experience.

* A Handicap parking sign does not signify that this spot is for handicapped people. It is actually in fact a warning, that the    spot belongs to Rajanikanth and that you will be handicapped if you park there.

* Rajinikanth made an IPhone 8G for himself.

* Rajinikanth can answer a missed call.

* Once upon a time, a wild boar got in Rajinikanth's way & was pulled up by his nose & thrown 30 miles away. Today its    descendents are known as elephants.

* Rajinikanth doesnt pay attention - attention pays him.

* Rajinikanth stared at the sun for hours, the sun then blink.

* Rajinikanth once entered a race he came first, second and third.

* Rajinikath once wrote a cheque the bank bounced.

* Once Rajinikanth while playing the game said "Statue" to a lady. Today it is known as the Statue of Liberty.

* Once Rajanikanth participated in 100 mts race and obviously he won. Light came second.

* A girl once lost her virginity. Rajinikanth brought it back.

* Once Rajinikanth was playing cricket, and he hit a six.... Now the ball is called Pluto.

* One nite while sleeping, Rajinikanth was mumbling some random numbers... That was how the log table was invented.

* Face book, twitter and orkut join Rajini today.

* Once a photo of Rajinikanth was given to get it xeroxed.... but got 2 xerox machhines.

* Rajinikanth knows which came first,the egg or the chicken.

* Whales live in deep oceans.. because they know Rajinikanth lives on land.

* Rajinikanth can cut diamond with his finger.

* Rajinikath doesn't use condoms... there is no such thing as protection from Rajinikanth

* Rajinikanth doesn't need a visa to travel abroad, he just jumps from the tallest building in Chennai and holds himself in the air    while the earth rotates.

* Rajinikanth got small pox when he was a kid. As a result small pox is now eradicated.

* There is no such thing as evolution, it's just a list of creatures that Rajinikanth allowed to live.

* Archaeologists unearthed an old English dictionary dating back to the year 1236. It defined "victim" as "one who has
  encountered Rajinikanth".

* Ghosts are actually caused by Rajanikanth killing people faster than death can process them.

* Only Rajinikanth can make wind visible.

* If you spell Rajanikanth wrong on Google it doesn't say, "Did you mean Rajanikanth?" It simply replies, "Run while you still    have the chance."

* When Rajanikanth gives you the finger, he's telling you how many seconds you have left to live.

* Rajanikanth can kill two stones with one bird.

* Rajanikanth was once on Celebrity Wheel of Fortune and was the first to spin. The next 29 minutes of the show consisted of    everyone standing around awkwardly, waiting for the wheel to stop.

* Leading hand sanitizers claim they can kill 99.9 percent of germs. Rajanikanth can kill 100 percent of whatever he wants.

* There is no such thing as global warming. Rajanikanth was cold, so he turned the sun up.

* It takes Rajanikanth 20 minutes to watch 60 Minutes.

* Behind every successful man, there is a woman. Behind every dead man, there is Rajanikanth.

* Rajanikanth destroyed the periodic table, because Rajanikanth only recognizes the element of surprise.

* Rajanikanth got his drivers license at the age of 16 Seconds.

* When you say "No one's perfect", Rajanikanth takes this as a personal insult.

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